Lindsay Lohan Spotted Partying With Former Yankees Pat Kelly and Shane Spencer, Obviously

Storied thespian Lindsay Lohan has apparently made plans to ditch Los Angeles in favor of New York City, and will soon be making the move to the Big Apple with her assistant.

On Tuesday night, Lohan paid a visit to New York to reportedly celebrate dropped burglary charges. What better way to celebrate a burglary-free record than by jetting to Manhattan to booze on the Upper East Side with forgettable former New York Yankees, Shane Spencer and Pat Kelly? No, seriously, this happened.

What’s next, a night at Rick’s Cabaret with Andy Fox and Luis Polonia? How about an evening of rooftop bar-hopping with the legendary Darrell Rasner and Scott Kamieniecki?

This sizzle-lacking moment either signifies just how far Lindsay Lohan’s star has fallen, or simply illustrates the endless power of the Yankee pinstripes.

When asked about the big night out, Lohan’s reps responded with the following thoughtful quip: “I think right now people should focus on the presidential race and the future of our country.” Hilarious. It’s widely known that Lindsay Lohan and her handlers will not rest until the future of our country is secure.

[via New York Daily News, photo via The Superficial]

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