An Alabama fan arrived at the tailgate today wearing a box of Tide on his head, which was of course accompanied by two rolls of toilet paper in an eloquent shoutout to the Crimson Tide, and possibly Princess Leia too.
Sure, we got a nice helping of college football on Friday night, but with the existence of this stirring photograph, I think we can safely say college football is officially back.
Not only do I appreciate this man’s catchy, color-coded poem, I also adore that the words “ROLL TIDE” were thrown into an action font.
This fellow truly thought about everything before heading out to pregame with the bros this morning. He even remembered his Croakies.
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