Chad Johnson tattooed Evelyn Lozada’s face on his leg according to TMZ. Of course, even though TMZ has sources telling them that the tattoo is real, even they are ready to call bullshit on the tat. Probably because this is the exact kind of thing an attention whore like Chad Johnson would do. If it is real, TMZ says that Lozada still seems set on divorcing Johnson. There aren’t many details on that part, but I think it might have something to do with the time he headbutted her.
Or will the NFL give fans Johnny Manziel? What about Winston or Mariota?
Don’t worry, you’ll get the requisite David Puddy reference.
Golf is an emotional game, deal with it.