Jerry Jones is too busy recording rap commercials and discussing his football team to be bothered to clean his glasses. When you are a NFL owner, you get someone to do it for you. Better gig than the Royal Buttwiper, I suppose.
Is nothing sacred, Mr. Mushnick?
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.