Jerry Jones is too busy recording rap commercials and discussing his football team to be bothered to clean his glasses. When you are a NFL owner, you get someone to do it for you. Better gig than the Royal Buttwiper, I suppose.
No look. No dunk. No assist.
Did they forget the 49 and the dot?
Even this post is soaked in grease.
Texas inquired with Brad Stevens of the Celtics, too.