Jerry Jones is too busy recording rap commercials and discussing his football team to be bothered to clean his glasses. When you are a NFL owner, you get someone to do it for you. Better gig than the Royal Buttwiper, I suppose.
The NBA has hired an independent investigator to check out claims the Lakers tampered with Paul George.
Grant Gelon says new Indiana coach Archie Miller shocked him by taking him off the team.
Or the Fever set a record for futility.