Jerry Jones is too busy recording rap commercials and discussing his football team to be bothered to clean his glasses. When you are a NFL owner, you get someone to do it for you. Better gig than the Royal Buttwiper, I suppose.
NBC Wanted the IOC to Change Order for the Opening Ceremony, so United States Would Appear Near End of Broadcast
Understandable, from a business perspective.
Ray Ewry was America’s first dominant Olympic athlete.
We run through the possibilities.
Enjoy your moment, kid.
This will hopefully be a good thing.