Of course there are outtakes from John Clayton’s epic This is SportsCenter ad. It’s more of the same – Clayton, his heavy metal and his ponytail yelling at his mom. The fun revelation is that in an alternate take, Clayton is going to pick up a friend and go to the mall. Perhaps a version of Mel Kiper who is obsessed with gangster rap? Make it happen, ESPN. [via Sports Crackle Pop]
Doesn’t look good for the Vikings running back.
Bring your own beer stein.
The B1G will stand for terrible outmoded football. But uncouthness will find no safe harbor.
Not a bad way to score your first goal for the club.
Warning: Simpsons references lie within.
Guns are not allowed in slow pitch softball.