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Lolo Jones and Ndamukong Suh? (Lolo Says No)

Lolo Jones is dating Ndamukong Suh according to insane rumors started by crazy people, probably. I have tried to ignore this for the better part of a week because, well, it just seems insane to me, but there is a rumor going around that Olympian Lolo Jones is dating Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. According to MediaTakeOut.com:

“Lolo and [Ndamukong] have been kickin it for a while, and they are serious. [Ndamukong Suh] is very religious too, and respectful . . . they make a great couple.”

If you’re curious about why I might be not be jumping to proclaim this more than a rumor, here is the title of the source of the rumor, from MediaTakeOut.com:

MTO SUPER-DUPER-WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! You’ll Never Guess Which NFL Superstar . . . Is Dating Olympic Track Star LOLO JONES!!! (Did He POP THAT COOCHIE Yet??)

Yeah. Either way, this is the same Ndamukong Suh that was pulled over for going 91 in a 55, tried to decapitate Andy Dalton, stomped an opponent on Thanksgiving, and of course wrecked his car and (allegedly!) made the passengers lie about it. Obviously, you can be a careless, competitive dummy and still point to the sky to thank the big guy whenever you don’t get a severe punishment for your actions.

Suh and Jones were first “spotted together” in April when Suh attended the Drake Relays. They share an agent.

Update: ESPN’s Lynn Hoppes spoke with Lolo about the rumor and she shot it down. With a joke.

“We are not currently dating,” said Jones, who is preparing along with other Olympians for their visit Friday to the White House. “However, if the Lions win the Super Bowl and he wants to use the ring to propose to me, then we’ll see.”

Order restored.

[h/t: Larry Brown Sports]

Previously: Lolo Jones Article was “Particularly Harsh, Even Unnecessarily So,” According to NYT Editor
Previously: Lolo Jones Broke Down and Cried on the Today Show
Previously: Lolo Jones Went on Leno and Talked Tim Tebow

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