Shakira announced on her website today that she’s pregnant. The singer been dating Gerald Pique, the FC Barcelona defender, for nearly two years, and he’s the father. Shakira is 35; Pique is 25. The internet will buckle at some point tonight from all the cheesy hips/pregnant headlines.
Is nothing sacred, Mr. Mushnick?
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.