It’s a time honored tradition to make rookies dress like idiots at some point during baseball season. The last-place Miami Marlins are no exception as they made their youngest players put on swim caps and tiny bathing suit bottoms adorned with U-S-A. This is only slightly less embarrassing than finishing behind the Mets.
‘Get in line,’ says Welker.
“I would NEVER knowingly take a substance to gain a competitive advantage in any way.”
Also, did you know his dad was an MLB pitcher?
Sam going to America’s Team?
Ohio State is obviously your least-favorite character.
Still a fun trip, though.