It’s a time honored tradition to make rookies dress like idiots at some point during baseball season. The last-place Miami Marlins are no exception as they made their youngest players put on swim caps and tiny bathing suit bottoms adorned with U-S-A. This is only slightly less embarrassing than finishing behind the Mets.
Hurt his groin. Returned.
The poor umpire nearly fell too.
Sad tale of Branch’s dogs also involves potential political pressure.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.