Yes. Yes. A million times, yes! I can’t decide if this is better than the Dolphins cheerleaders doing Call Me Maybe. Both songs are awesome, but the Dolphins cheerleaders might still get the nod because they were the focal point of their video. The Bucs cheerleaders take a backseat to Captain Fear. The positive is that this is Captain Fear’s best viral video yet. His previous attempt – “Mascot Mows Lawn” – was severely lacking.
Selfies. Still a thing.
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.