Roundup: McKayla Maroney Acting, Tom Osborne Retired, Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen Had a Dance-Off

Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen had a dance-off at Pip’s birthday party. [New York Post]

Tom Osborne will retire. [USA TODAY Sports]

The Dodgers have a secret TV deal with MLB. That’s why they can buy all those players. [Bloomberg]

Beanie Wells turf toe will keep him out until late November. [azfamily]

Deion Sanders took BP with the Orioles. Baltimore has now been banned from the LLWS. [CSN Baltimore]

McKayla Maroney will be on Hart of Dixie. [TV By the Numbers]

This is a pretty spectacular glitch in NHL ’13. [Sportress of Blogitude]

10 creepy NHL-licensed gnomes. [Puck Daddy]

You can bid on a video chat with an athlete (Ray Rice this time) and the proceeds go to charity. [Greenroom]

iPhone prank. MikeNYC’s reaction is hilarious.

Key & Peele returned last night, this sketch was not part of the episode.

LeBron James is pretty good at passing.

That’s why you apply the parking break.

As I head off to my 6th wedding of the year tonight (It’s just like 27 Dresses lol!), here is a wedding of Raiders fans. These are not normal people. [via Hot Clicks]