A major drug dealer from Philadelphia was arrested last Thursday with 140 bags of heroin. The heroin featured LeBron James’ name and a silhouette of a basketball player. From the Philadelphia Daily News:
“I don’t think LeBron James would be too happy with this drug-dealer dude using his name on these street bags,” said Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood.
Chitwood said that drug dealers stamp every bag of heroin with a name, but it’s usually one like Hellen or Hazel or words like horse or brown sugar. [That’s a hip, hip newspaper. – CRM]
Police said that an undercover Upper Darby officer made a buy from Marlon Guess, 19, of Philadelphia, on Beverly Boulevard near Luckens Avenue, in Upper Darby, about 6 p.m. Thursday. The undercover officer paid Guess $750 for 140 bags of LeBron, Chitwood said.
Until a few months ago this heroin wouldn’t get you high in the 4th quarter. Am I right? In other LeBron news, the King was recently fitted for his championship ring.