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Armed Woman With Goatee Steals Gamecocks Merchandise From South Carolina K-Mart

Two women robbed a South Carolina KMart of hundreds of dollars of Gamecocks merchandise last week. One of the women had a gun. She also had a goatee. From WBTW:

The goatee woman and another woman were spotted on Wednesday in the sports merchandise part of the store and took 4 USC garnet and black leather jackets, 10 USC baseball caps and 4 Dallas Cowboys leather jackets.

All together, the merchandise was worth $650.

The woman who grabbed the USC jackets was described as a black woman with dreadlocks, glasses and a goatee and was wearing tan shorts and a white t-shirt, the website reported. She was described as 25-30 years old, 6 feet tall and about 140 pounds, the police report said.

That is a tall woman. Also, she had a goatee. If you were wondering what a goatee is, WBTW’s website has you covered. Brilliant. I wish I could come up with something that funny.

[WBTW]

Previously: Kirk Herbstreit Terrified of Cocks on College GameDay [GIF]
Previously: South Carolina Fans Believe in Their Cocks

 

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