The Utah Jazz had their open scrimmage yesterday. The festivities included the embarrassing tradition that is the Rookie Dance Off. It appears that center Brian Butch was able to avoid dancing because he has already played professionally in China, Germany, Greece and the D-League. Kevin Murphy, the only “true” rookie on the team would have been the only dancer, but ladies man Enes Kanter was there to save the day with some dance moves that only Enes Kanter would consider dance moves. I feel like someone should have explained to Kanter that he is no longer a rookie.
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.