Mila Kunis … wedding parties brawl in Philly, one dead … guidance counselor fired over lingerie modeling photos she took about 20 years ago ... stink bugs are back and still annoying … he was naked and banging on doors … this will be the longest and maybe best non-sports story you read today … Amber Tamblyn, 29, married this old man …adios, Alt-weeklies … guy writes column about the spam followers he bought; twitter zaps the bots … rugby player has testicle removed after rupturing it … Esquire says Mila Kunis the “sexiest woman alive” … Hugo Chavez wins again … “Meningitis outbreak sparks fear, confusion in Middle Tennessee” … brazen thieves stole a lot of gas in Sacramento … bidding on Lena Dunham’s first book reportedly climbed to $3.7 million …
CC Sabathia was terrific, and the Yankees scored five runs in the top of the 9th to beat the Orioles in game one, 7-2. [NY Post]
Reds 9, Giants 0. And Cincinnati has a 2-0 series lead headed back to Ohio. It’s over, right? [Mercury News]
Jim Irsay went to the Cancer Center in Indiana to present Colts coach Chuck Pagano with the game ball after Indianapolis beat Green Bay, 30-27. [Star]
“Classmates and friends are questioning why a police officer fatally shot a University of South Alabama freshman who was naked and had been banging on a window at police headquarters.” [AP]
Enjoyed this Daniel Snyder vs. Dave McKenna piece. [ESPN the Magazine]
Nationals 3, Cardinals 2 in game one of their NLDS. [Washington Post]
Harrison Smith, the Notre Dame rookie safety on the Vikings, was ejected for shoving a referee during the win over Tennessee. [Star Trib]
Jim Tracy resigns as manager of the Colorado Rockies. [Denver Post]
Weird crash that turns scary when the telephone pole goes down. [via Cartmaniak]
Most amazing leopard attack ever recorded?
QVC host stars to pass out on air, but her partner keeps selling the stupid product.
Not a fan of Gangnam Style, but this is cool.