If you’re going to kick a soccer ball at a soccer goal, why would you have your small child stand in front of the soccer goal? If ever a child has earned the right to take some practice cuts with a Whiffle Ball bat bear his father’s belt line, it is this child.
Is nothing sacred, Mr. Mushnick?
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.