If you’re going to kick a soccer ball at a soccer goal, why would you have your small child stand in front of the soccer goal? If ever a child has earned the right to take some practice cuts with a Whiffle Ball bat bear his father’s belt line, it is this child.
Selfies. Still a thing.
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.