If you’re going to kick a soccer ball at a soccer goal, why would you have your small child stand in front of the soccer goal? If ever a child has earned the right to take some practice cuts with a Whiffle Ball bat bear his father’s belt line, it is this child.
Don’t just stand there bust a move.
The NFL wouldn’t think of fining him for this, would it?
Get out the way, move.
Life imitating art.
Longest run of the season.
He’s here all afternoon, folks.