Nationals fans were understandably upset following their favorite team’s epic late-inning collapse last night. The local CBS affiliate went live to reporter Ken Molestina who was rightfully worried about talking to anyone live on the air because everyone was walking around swearing. When Molestina finally found a trustworthy and mature Nationals’ fan to commiserate with, everything seemed like it would work out. Instead, a backwards snap-back capped bro with Bryce Harper eye black jumped in front of the camera to share his feelings iwth the world. His feelings? “This shit was bull-SHIT!” Talk about Natitude!
I’m sure Lisk could have suggested a nice local IPA, but it just wasn’t the time.
You have no counter, President.
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