Nationals fans were understandably upset following their favorite team’s epic late-inning collapse last night. The local CBS affiliate went live to reporter Ken Molestina who was rightfully worried about talking to anyone live on the air because everyone was walking around swearing. When Molestina finally found a trustworthy and mature Nationals’ fan to commiserate with, everything seemed like it would work out. Instead, a backwards snap-back capped bro with Bryce Harper eye black jumped in front of the camera to share his feelings iwth the world. His feelings? “This shit was bull-SHIT!” Talk about Natitude!
Is nothing sacred, Mr. Mushnick?
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.