Enes Kanter played just 13.2 minutes a night as a rookie, averaging 4.6 points and 4.2 rebounds a game. Except for taking the best yearbook photo out of the entire 2011 Draft Class and giving an inspiring speech to Jazz fans, it wasn’t a very noteworthy year for the 20-year-old from Zurich, Switzerland. This summer though?
Kanter lost 51 pounds in the offseason. He went to the Cheesecake Factory and invited random Salt Lake City blondes to join him. Then he stole the show at the Jazz Rookie Dance Off despite being in his second season. Now? Now he’s covered in cheerleaders. That’s the way it should be. It is only a matter of time before Enes becomes a
Swiss Turkish Mormon and takes all these cheerleaders as brides.