Roundup: Kevin Love's Broken Hand, More "Trapped in the Closet," & Megan Fox Had a Baby

Scarlett Johansson … Kate Upton in Vogue … Psy and Wolverine Gangnam Stylecops taze blind guy because they thought his cane was a samurai sword … memes recast with Arrested Development characters is new meme … photo app that raised $40 million last year is shutting down … Chief Keef (who?) violated parole in an interview … Megan Fox had a baby … if you take food out of the cafeteria at USC, you’re going to have a bad time … there was an apocalypse and only Nick Collison survived … man hits boyfriend in the face because he only listens to Alanis Morissette … Justin Timberlake is marrying Jessica Biel this week …. Newsweek is going all digital

High School football player /Michigan recruit steps out at the 1 so his freshman teammate can score a touchdown days after his father died. [Prep Rally]

Kevin Love broke his hand sleeping. It’s a great opportunity for other Wolves to step up though! [Pioneer Press]

Reeves Nelson’s lawsuit against SI has been thrown out. [LA Times]

Texas Tech center Deveric Gallington arrested after a bar fight last weekend. Will play Saturday. [College Football AP]

Jim Boeheim and Rick Pitino only have nice things to say about each other. [Zags Blog / SNY]

Bob Brenly leaving the Cubs TV booth. [Chicago Sun-Times]

There is no telling when Troy Polamalu’s hammy will calf will allow him to play again. [Trib Live]

Ohio football player arrested for assault. [WDTN]

On RGIII and his concussion. [Grantland]

Javale McGee is… different. [ESPN]

Come inside Google’s top secret data center. [Wired]

Adderall is the new sports stimulant. [Tampa Bay Times]

An interview with Stephen Jackson. [SLAM]

Russian dude tries to do a cannonball into a frozen pool. It turns out as well as you would hope. I promise.
[via Hot Clicks]

High school girls can be violent. This is a brutal knee to a downed opponent. [Cosby Sweaters]

Honey Boo Boo and her mother reading Christopher Walken lines.

This is how an engineer makes a wedding ring for a friend. Kind of amazing.

In November you can watch 20 new chapters of R Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet. Why? Who cares because it is sublimely ridiculous. Here is the first new chapter.

Because you want to see it first!

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