Roundup: Denard Robinson Might Return Kickoffs, Lolo Jones Goes Out for the Bobsled Team & Road Rage in Russia

Eva Amurri … wanna work for twitter in the sports realm? … Mitt Romney distances himself from idiot following rape comments … Charlie Pierce has some thoughts on the Foreign Policy debate … “Jersey City police say carjacking suspect was high, naked, later ate his own finger ” … so, so depressing to readTexas highway stretch of 85 mph opens today … smart 10-year-old calls 911, hides as people break into her house … Slate goes after SI cover story on podcast … Obama’s new catch phrase: “Romensia” … Lolo Jones is going out for the US Bobsled team … Serena Williams has it going on in the 1st photo …

Have you been wondering what Gary Sheffield has been up to? He’s an agent now. [Sports on Earth]

“Every single hour of television watched after the age of 25 reduces the viewer’s life expectancy by 21.8 minutes.” [Well]

Could we see Denard Robinson returning kickoffs for Michigan? [Freep]

“Carlton Fisk was charged Monday night with DUI after police in New Lenox said they found him passed out in a pickup truck in a farm field.” [Tribune]

Wait, did Notre Dame take a football tradition from Oklahoma? [Oklahoman]

Who can forget the classic Loyola Marymount-LSU game from 1990? Scoring! Shaq! Hank Gathers! [SI]

Enjoyed this statistical comparison of Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III through seven games. Traditional stats favor RG3, but … [NYT]

Really well done piece on underrated Louisville QB Teddy Bridgewater. [ESPN]

Media writer blasts NFL announcers Dan Dierdorf and Greg Gumbel. [Sun]

Bobby Valentine … does anyone care what he says anymore? Anyway, he told Bob Costas that David Ortiz quit on the team this year after returning from the DL. [Providence Journal]

Did Madonna fall on stage, or was she pulled down? [via Adam]

Teacher takes on dancing challenge. Has a House Party feel to it. [via Hot Clicks]

This hail storm escalated quickly. (Hail starts around :40, then things get wild around 1:10.)

We haven’t had a dashcam video in a week, so … here’s some road rage in Russia that ends with a dude pulling out a gun and busting a few caps.

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