Roundup: Billie Gillispie's 7 Hour Practice, Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Homeless Wedding Video

An absolutely absurd 130-page NBA season preview. Better start now if you want to be done by the All-Star break. [Hardwood Paroxysm]

MLS goalie interrupts season to donate bone marrow. [ESPN]

Former UFC commentator and Olympic gold medalist Jeff Blatnick passed away yesterday. [MMA Weekly]

Billy Gillispie’s longest practice? 7 hours and 15 minutes. [USA TODAY]

Tim Tebow’s high school retired his number. They needed to wait 5 years to make sure he wasn’t returning. [Max Preps]

Ron Artest is acting in a movie written by Nancy Grace. [FilmDrunk]

Jason Whitlock rips Rush Limbaugh. [Sports Rantz]

Time for the Falcons to learn just how good they are. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

The Islanders (a team nobody cared about) will be joining the Nets (a team nobody cared about) in Brooklyn at the Barclays Center. [New York Times]

Missouri is constantly the most overrated team in Big XII basketball. [Pistols Firing]

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are taking heat for a video shown at their wedding that featured L.A. vagrants saying they were sorry they couldn’t attend. [Gawker]

Tony Stewart and Ryan Newman showed up to go-kart race with some fans.

This preacher gets the gay sex demon out of this guy. It is too real not to be… real.

Guy resists arrest (for sleeping on a couch) so the cops beat the shit out of him. [via Village Voice]

Evil Dead has an official, red band trailer. Don’t watch this after (or before) breakfast.