Kelly Brook … (front page image) … one percent of the sky has something like 84 million stars … Miami of Ohio rape flier … did the T-Rex eat triceratops by ripping its head off … political Gangnam Style – political … PSy did an AMA … predicting the election … Jessica Ridgeway’s murderer has been arrested … Hurricane Sandy is coming to mess up your week … a visual tour of the iPad Mini … sports book director arrested … ratings slip in last Presidential debate … third party candidates … Halloween heading back to theaters …
An absolutely absurd 130-page NBA season preview. Better start now if you want to be done by the All-Star break. [Hardwood Paroxysm]
MLS goalie interrupts season to donate bone marrow. [ESPN]
Former UFC commentator and Olympic gold medalist Jeff Blatnick passed away yesterday. [MMA Weekly]
Billy Gillispie’s longest practice? 7 hours and 15 minutes. [USA TODAY]
Tim Tebow’s high school retired his number. They needed to wait 5 years to make sure he wasn’t returning. [Max Preps]
Ron Artest is acting in a movie written by Nancy Grace. [FilmDrunk]
Jason Whitlock rips Rush Limbaugh. [Sports Rantz]
Time for the Falcons to learn just how good they are. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]
The Islanders (a team nobody cared about) will be joining the Nets (a team nobody cared about) in Brooklyn at the Barclays Center. [New York Times]
Missouri is constantly the most overrated team in Big XII basketball. [Pistols Firing]
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are taking heat for a video shown at their wedding that featured L.A. vagrants saying they were sorry they couldn’t attend. [Gawker]
Tony Stewart and Ryan Newman showed up to go-kart race with some fans.
This preacher gets the gay sex demon out of this guy. It is too real not to be… real.
Guy resists arrest (for sleeping on a couch) so the cops beat the shit out of him. [via Village Voice]
Evil Dead has an official, red band trailer. Don’t watch this after (or before) breakfast.