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President Obama Goes On Leno, Asks NHL to Settle Lockout, is Looking For Votes in Wrong Country

President Barack Hussein Obama went on the Tonight Show to talk to Jay Leno about the NHL lockout. I’m just going to assume this was the entirety of the interview because I’m not going to watch any more Leno that I absolutely have to, am I right! (#teamcoco*) Anywho… President Obama encourages the NHL and its players to think of the fans who buy the tickets and pay their salaries… when he should be back in Washington president-ing! In a related joke, Mitt Romney will go on Letterman to make sure The America’s Cup goes off without a hitch… Satire!

*Remember that? When was the last time anyone watched Conan?

[h/t: Puck Daddy]

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