Kate Upton is…Marilyn Monroe’s skeleton?…Sad Sandy death stories… Sandy and Climate Change. New York Marathon to proceed as scheduled. Twitter troll outed. Management shakeup at Apple. Disney bought Lucasfilm for $4.1 billion. Obama is not an Ayn Rand fan. Speaking of Obama… Vonnegut’s Letters. If you’re into 19th Century Medical Dissection. Neil Patrick Harris is directing a magic show. The world’s oldest writing system may be deciphered. Police broke up a cat party in Iceland. A James Bond deathmatch.
Jordan Jefferson violated terms of his probation, is in jail. [NOLA]
Junior Seau had a net buy-in of $6.8 million at MGM International Properties. [NCTimes]
A 90-year-old woman was crushed by a tree in Connecticut during Hurricane Sandy. [Courant]
Spurrier’s comment about Dabo stained a tribute to Marcus Lattimore. [Yahoo!]
Cheerleaders give you their 2012-13 NBA Predictions. [Esquire]
Parents are now being bribed to attend parent-teacher conferences. Why not just cut out the middle man and bribe the kids? [Sun Times]
A wild boar went on a rampage in Berlin. [Guardian]
Kliff Kingsbury is good at coaching the offense, loves v-neck shirts. [Coaching Search]
Nine-Figure Betting on Youth Football? Only in Florida (we hope). [ESPN]
The USWNT has a new coach. [ProSoccerTalk]
Arizona kept playing quarterback Matt Scott despite blatant concussion signs. [Forbes]
Drunk woman jumped into turbulent Sandy-fueled water to save ducks, neglected her toddler. [WGAL]
A 70-year-old man misspoke, mistaking one Hurricane name for another. [USA Today]
Hurricane Sandy has already inspired multiple YouTube ballads. [Mental Floss]
MLS passes $6 million in total attendance. Don’t ask about the TV ratings. [Stumptown Footy]
Phil Steele has updated his bowl projections. Clemson fans will enjoy. [Phil Steele]
Stephen Jackson’s “Lonely at the Top” Featuring Kevin Durant via DailyThunder
Independent wrestler botches move off the top rope, almost dies.
Anderson Cooper needlessly playing around in the surf during a Hurricane.
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