OAKLAND, CA – NOVEMBER 04: Doug Martin #22 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers celebrates with teammates after he scored a touchdown against the Oakland Raiders at O.co Coliseum on November 4, 2012 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)
Like this is going to help.
He makes it look easy.
Laughs all around.
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A butt pun.