Alessandra Ambrosio … how did the political pundits do versus actual results … dead man beats incumbent … Leonardo DiCaprio dumped Erin Heatherton … the data crunchers who helped Obama win … woman busted in Starbucks for masturbating while high on crack … stream new Green Day … Paul Ryan’s wife did not take the loss well publicly … herd of drunken elephants go on drunken rampage … Bob Odenkirk is open to a Saul Goodman BrBa spinoff …. White people mourning Romney … a review of Lincoln …
LeBron James voted for Obama. Again. Typical LeBron. [SLAM]
Classy move by Bill Snyder at his last press conference. [GoPowercat]
The Yankees will avoid the top 2 free agents this year. [New York Post]
A viewer’s guide to the upcoming college basketball season. [SI]
Finally, Mike Florio steps up to be the voice of reason and tell… Charles Tillman he should skip the birth of his kid? Never mind. [CBS Chicago]
Peyton Manning will be opening 21 new Papa John’s locations in the Denver area. And weed was just legalized in Colorado. The jokes just write themselves because that is a lot of shitty pizza in one city. [NFL]
The ShamWow guy wrote and directed a movie featuring Lindsay Lohan and it has a distributor. [FilmDrunk]
Anderson Silva will be in a Steven Seagal movie. [Fighters Only]
Behind the scenes during UFC Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer’s FHM photoshoot.
Euro League dunk by Bobby Brown. I’m pretty sure this is the singer.