From the mouth of the parody account for fictional character Will McAvoy … Yes, it’s true, Linda McMahon spent just shy of $100 million over the last three years in her bold bid to not become a Senator in Connecticut.
Linda, wife of sought-after Adonis, Vince McMahon, had previously spent a whopping $50 million in an attempt to fight the good fight for Connecticut’s constituents back in 2010. This year’s failed campaign amazingly featured more of the same, as she reportedly blew another $43 million of Mr. McMahon’s bottomless treasure chest.
Among the many who were appalled by the exorbitant spending was none other than Rowdy Roddy Piper. On Wednesday, Hot Rod took to Twitter to blast the apparent misuse of funds, citing medical coverage for wrestlers as well as some kind of retirement plan as perhaps a better use of Vinnie’s fortune.
The one positive to come from Linda’s soiled mission? The presence of Shane McMahon, who was last seen consoling Rory McIlroy after the affable Irishman blew the 2011 Masters. Before that, the grapefruits-equipped son was doing this:
[Photos via WrestleNewz]
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