If you have ever found yourself needing a reason to root for an NFL team to go undefeated and force everyone to forget about the 1972 Dolphins, look no further than this astounding assclown. Sure, we can sit here and pray that the “undefeated, unforgotten” tattoo was simply painted on for the big game, but let’s be realistic. The man sports nipple rings and owns Jose Canseco’s storied Oakley Blades. It’s as real as the bowling pins imprinted on the side of his torso.
Update: Oh, it’s as real as Tupac.