Jimmie Johnson hit the wall and it cost him a chance at a Sprint Cup title today, but who cares? Clint Bowyer and Jeff Gordon got into a wreck late in today’s NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race in Phoenix and it resulted in their pit crews getting into a brawl. Car accidents and fist fights. Good stuff.
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.