Giancarlo Stanton, possibly one of the last men standing in this astounding Marlins trade fiasco, is understandably upset with the franchise’s baffling sense of direction. Amazingly, his deliciously direct tweet remains firmly intact like Kate Upton’s breasts, and was not taken down 30 seconds after being posted.
Build a house with those bricks, why don’t ya!?
Forget about a reunion for now, though.
I’m sorry, Cleveland Browns fans.