Giancarlo Stanton, possibly one of the last men standing in this astounding Marlins trade fiasco, is understandably upset with the franchise’s baffling sense of direction. Amazingly, his deliciously direct tweet remains firmly intact like Kate Upton’s breasts, and was not taken down 30 seconds after being posted.
Hope the insurance was up to date.
Cool backdrop for a photo with your favorite player.
Click, because you know you want to see him make all these putts.