Simple enough – this allegedly drunk Vikings fan got yelled at by his girlfriend/wife/whatever because he ate ice cream with a credit card. Who wears gloves and eats ice cream indoors in Minnesota in November? You have to be at least tipsy to order ice cream in a winter climate. Forget the credit card-as-spoon thing – that’s just being resourceful.

Vikings fan Brian Riesgraf took the picture and it has since gone viral. Through the magic of social media, not only was Riesgraf able to inform us of this genius’ existence, but actually following him throughout the rest of his day as he went to a bar and eventually ate blue cheese with his credit card.

@chrisarnesen wait.. he’s still at a bar right now??

— Brian Riesgraf (@KungFuPunch) November 12, 2012

@kungfupunch Yes, hammered….showed him the pic and asked if that was him…he as quick to demonstrate the card technique w/blue cheese.

— Chris Arnesen (@ChrisArnesen) November 12, 2012

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