Drunk cows using credit cards. Make it happen, CoRM!

You have to be at least tipsy to order ice cream in a winter climate.

No you don’t. Ice cream is awesome year-round.

This guy landed himself a Mid West 9.

Forget the credit card-as-spoon thing – that’s just being resourceful.

I agree. I was impressed.

Id that a Dwayne Rudd shirt? That is a Dwayne Rudd shirt. Fuck Dwayne Rudd

Matt Stafford eats ice cream with his bare hands.

If I were him, and I had no recollection of the game…I would break up with that girl just based on that photo. She seems like a horrible human being.

eating off a credit card is like inserting hep c directly in your mouth. if he’s alive in a week he might have the antibody for the zombie apocolypse.

he think the game outside? he was way to many layers for a dome

Matt Stafford eats ice cream with his bare hands.

And then doesn’t wash his hands before finger blasting your sister. Yeast infection ahoy!

I dont know that we have the whole story here. She can’t be just yelling at him for eating with his card, right? Unless she wanted to use said card to buy something. He’s drunk, he must have called her a bitch or something.

By the way this guy looks like he could be related to Phillip Rivers, possibly one of his sons.

If I were him, and I had no recollection of the game…I would break up with that girl just based on that photo. She seems like a horrible human being.

Agreed but I blame him for setting the bar too high. Manager her expectations and anytime you don’t vomit or pass out it is reason for praise.

For $100, Tiki Barber will talk to this woman on that dude’s behalf just to get her back.

Were there actual games on yesterday to discuss?

His eyebrows are constantly pissed.

She can’t be just yelling at him for eating with his card, right?

she looks like the type of girl that yells because she is a complete bitch, so you are right, it probably is because of something else, the credit card thing was just a cover up.

called her a bitch

Well judging by the look on her face, her hair, and that scarf, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then she’s probably a bitch.

I dont know that we have the whole story here. She can’t be just yelling at him for eating with his card, right? Unless she wanted to use said card to buy something. He’s drunk, he must have called her a bitch or something.

The dude’s a pacifist.

I dont know that we have the whole story here. She can’t be just yelling at him for eating with his card, right?

No one likes getting yelled at by their significant other in public. I could have predicted, without reading this story, that after this picture was taken that he went out and probably did 90 shots of jagermeister just to prove she didn’t steal his balls or something.

No you don’t. Ice cream is awesome year-round.

Orders another 32oz eggnog shake, listens to stomach gurgle.

By the way this guy looks like he could be related to Phillip Rivers, possibly one of his sons.

/hangs head in recognition

If I were him, and I had no recollection of the game…I would break up with that girl just based on that photo.

“You’re not my mama.”

I dont know that we have the whole story here. She can’t be just yelling at him for eating with his card, right? Unless she wanted to use said card to buy something. He’s drunk, he must have called her a bitch or something.

This photo was taken in the first quarter. If he was that drunk in the first quarter, what we’re seeing here is simply the cumulative effect.

Hrmmmm….sirweeze hasn’t shown up in this post yet. Wonder if there is a reason?

Oh, goody. Justified news. http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/11/and-the-big-bad-for-the-fourth-season-of-justified-is-hill-people/