Jeff Green is alive! Al Jefferson is trying to hide behind Andrew Bynum’s hair. During the 4th quarter of tonight’s Celtics – Jazz game, Green drove the lane and hammered it home over Al Jefferson. Then he briefly stared at Big Al, which earned him a techincal found while everyone else on the Celtics ran around shoving Green, telling him what a bad-ass mother-shut-your-mouth he was. Reports that Kevin Garnett’s head nearly exploded are unconfirmed. [@jose3030]
Two of Maine’s players got in a fight over music in the locker room. One now has a broken jaw.
Paul George doesn’t sound happy with the Pacers.
Deron Williams wants to join the Cavaliers.
Ersan Ilyasova was born nearly 30 years ago in Eskişehir, Turkey. It’s unclear if he began dreaming of the most beautiful cities (…)
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