Robin Lopez (recently) went on Splash Mountain. A picture was taken. That picture was sent to Grantland. Now it is all over the Internet. Was Lopez legitimately scared? Or was he posing for the camera? Either way, this picture is the polar opposite of The Rock on Splash Mountain.
Far more important than one game in September.
Plus Lou Holtz gets nixed from speaking engagement in El Paso after immigration comments.
Ryan Lochte has been charged with filing a false report by Brazilian police, which is ridiculous at this point.
Ezekiel Elliott apparently showed up out of shape to training camp and had the Dallas Cowboys worried.
Andrew Luck is the highest-paid player in the NFL. His status has not affected his devotion to the flip phone. The Indianapolis Colts (…)