Robin Lopez (recently) went on Splash Mountain. A picture was taken. That picture was sent to Grantland. Now it is all over the Internet. Was Lopez legitimately scared? Or was he posing for the camera? Either way, this picture is the polar opposite of The Rock on Splash Mountain.
Selfies. Still a thing.
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.