Robin Lopez (recently) went on Splash Mountain. A picture was taken. That picture was sent to Grantland. Now it is all over the Internet. Was Lopez legitimately scared? Or was he posing for the camera? Either way, this picture is the polar opposite of The Rock on Splash Mountain.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.