Apparently, some version of this video takes place every weekend in a parking lot in San Marcos, Texas. The video is a Rockey Horror-themed game from the Unicycle Football League’s Hell-O-Ween game. According to the official website, the UFL has been around for 8 seasons now and has a multitude of sponsors including Jimmy John’s. That’s how you know they’re legit. My only real question about the Unicycle Football League (besides, “I’m sorry – the what?”) is how do you get so many hipsters in one location when none of them have ever heard of it?
Ticket prices in free fall on the secondary market.
A big edict that indicates control, like an employee-employer relationship.
Non-stop Redskins drama.
Dwight Howard owns a gun!