Apparently, some version of this video takes place every weekend in a parking lot in San Marcos, Texas. The video is a Rockey Horror-themed game from the Unicycle Football League’s Hell-O-Ween game. According to the official website, the UFL has been around for 8 seasons now and has a multitude of sponsors including Jimmy John’s. That’s how you know they’re legit. My only real question about the Unicycle Football League (besides, “I’m sorry – the what?”) is how do you get so many hipsters in one location when none of them have ever heard of it?
AUDIO: Michael Wilbon Had Strong Statements About President Trump, Protests, and the American Electorate
“We’re not smart anymore. We’re not even literate!”
“Anybody that don’t stand up for the anthem oughta be out of the country. Period.”
Josh Norman, spittin’ fire.
One big happy.
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Josh Norman unloaded on Donald Trump after Washington’s win Sunday Night.