Apparently, some version of this video takes place every weekend in a parking lot in San Marcos, Texas. The video is a Rockey Horror-themed game from the Unicycle Football League’s Hell-O-Ween game. According to the official website, the UFL has been around for 8 seasons now and has a multitude of sponsors including Jimmy John’s. That’s how you know they’re legit. My only real question about the Unicycle Football League (besides, “I’m sorry – the what?”) is how do you get so many hipsters in one location when none of them have ever heard of it?
Warning: One of the video is truly gross.
Large numbers tuned in to the spectacle.
Rain. Lots of it.
It’s a good time to be in the sports media.
That’s … that’s not good.