Miami and Seattle were interrupted in the 3rd quarter by sprinklers. The FOX announcers made predictable jokes about how the Dolphins needed to slow Russell Wilson down (leading Seattle in rushing with 38 yards) and also wanted to make the Seahawks feel at home! Because it rains all the time in Seattle all the time, get it? Seattle leads, 14-7, and will probably win because as we told you last week the Dolphins are done.
Ballghazi gets more surreal.
The weird gets weirder.
Heartening to see another B1G school pick up the branding baton after Dave Brandon’s departure.
Definitely can’t do that.
Skittles on everything.