This woman hasn’t been allowed to drive for three years. Also, she’s not here to lie to you. From what I can gather, there was some sort of accident in this lady’s neighborhood. (The news station appears to be KGW in Portland.) She was rerouted. Then the local news shows up and history is made…
“I know the Vacuum Cleaner Man. He’s seen my tits.”
“I know that’s not going on TV, but it’s true. It’s true. I’m not here to lie to you.”
And there you have it. The Vacuum Cleaner Man.