Dan Haren has signed a one-year, $13 million deal with the Washington Nationals. Haren, 32, is a former All-Star who has started at least 30 games in eight consecutive seasons. Much like people who become teachers to get the summer off, Haren was probably interested in going to a team that believes in work-limits for any pitcher under the age of 28 or over the age of 29. Haren missed time with a back injury last season. The Nationals are now a lock for a decade-worth of World Series trips.
Moose. Get it?
All about the base. Get it?
Cousins wasn’t very good and was the 10th highest scoring QB while he played. The opportunity is there.
Master troll or just a guy who has compassion for bugs?
Meet Ben Tameifuna.
Halloween season has arrived.