This is the greatest restaurant brawl I have ever seen – and I spend a good 3 hours a day watching fights on YouTube. (For you guys. I do it for you guys.) There are women fighting women. There are men fighting men. A guy pushes a girl and gets knocked out moments later. There is blood. There are people yelling “world star.” I’m pretty sure that one guy was a robot. It’s like this fight video was written and directed by Stallone himself. [@cartmaniak]
Jordan left LA for Dallas.