Johnny Manziel won the Heisman. Johnny Manziel has a girlfriend. Johnny Manziel has a nickname, “Johnny Football.” Now Johnny Manziel has read the Top 10 on the Late Show with David Letterman. Have I missed any search terms? What if I wonder aloud whether or not Johnny Manziel’s girlfriend Sarah Savage was in the audience while her Heisman trophy winning boyfriend, Texas A&M freshman quarterback Johnny Manziel was in New York to read the Top 10 List on Letterman? Does that just about cover everything? It would if only Johnny Manziel had given us an update or Robert Griffin III’s knee injury. Am I alone in starting to miss Tim Tebow?
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
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