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Tiki Barber Will Be Nice to You After You Literally Shit On Him

Tiki Barber went on Howard Stern this morning. He said the following: “If someone literally shits on me, I’ll still be nice to them.” Either he literally does not understand what literally means, or he’s down with some abnormal bedroom activity.

The former running back also offered some sage parenting advice: “It’s hard to mess up kids. As long as you don’t beat them, they’ll turn out OK.”

It’s startling how this man has struggled finding a media outlet where he can share his opinions on a multitude of topics.

[HT to @JimmyTraina]

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