Ask Men released their list of the Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2013. It is as ridiculous as usual and was only created so people like me would link to it and talk about how incredibly stupid it is, but I’m not going to fall for it this year. Nope. I’m simply going to show you where all of the sports-related females landed.
96. Ana Ivanovic – Tennis player. Has been struggling. Kind of impressed she’s still relevant enough to make one of these lists.
62. Bar Refaeli – Goddess. Might have dated the Flying Tomato.
53. Antonija Misura – Remember the Olympics? She played basketball there.
43. Ronda Rousey – The face of women’s mixed martial arts. Badass in general. Wants to beat up Kim Kardashian. Rousey appeared nude in ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue. She will headline UFC 157 in the first female fight in UFC history.
37. Sara Carbonero – European Soccer WAG. Television personality.
16. Cheryl Cole – Hall of Fame WAG.
3. Kate Upton – Responsible for 78% of our business.