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MMA Fighter Breaks Penis While Having Sex With Girlfriend in Malaysia

Ray Elbe appeared on the 9th season of The Ultimate Fighter (Team USA vs. Team UK), but lost in the first round and didn’t even get to move into the house. That sucks for a guy who wants to make the UFC, but in the grand scheme of things, it is not so bad. To name one thing that has happened to Ray Elbe that is worse than losing a fight on The Ultimate Fighter, he recently snapped his penis in half while having sex.

Bloody Elbow culled Elbe’s posts from MixedMartialArts.com and oh god I have to write the rest of this post with my eyes closed…

Girl was on top… Went higher than 8 1/2″ I’m the air and Arona’d my dyck.

Dr. Is sending me for ultra sound now…stuck waiting for the dyk specialist.

When it first happened…blood was everywhere…to the point I passed out.

Falling face first I ko’d myself on the floor–very smally chipping two teeth and busting my chin–

10 stitches later…

My dyck is throbbing with each heart beat…but after the pain injection they’ve given me…the balls ache is gone

No open fracture.

Dr just did MRI.

Fracture and a slight tear in the urinary tube.

Surgery tonight…Dr. Said diagnostic is for a full recovery…though I’ll be in the hospital for 3 days…and be forced to take anti erection pills for 2 weeks

There is a lot more. So much more, but I’ll leave you with the happy news that Elbe has since been released from the hospital.

[Bloody Elbow, Busted Coverage]

I just want you all to know that I have intentionally ignored this story since it first appeared online Saturday. I’m not exaggerating when I say that I can barely look at my computer screen while I scrolled through the source material for this post. I had to put on Love Actually to counteract just how uncomfortable this story makes me.

Seriously, I’m sorry for this. Here is a clip from Love Actually to cleanse your palate.

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