Steve Serby of the New York Post thinks that the Mark Sanchez era is over. Since Serby is a newspaper columnist, that means he needs to use some colorful, punny, simile-filled schlock in a painfully stupid column. Because you don’t need to waste your time reading it or marveling at Serby’s well-coiffed hair, I have extracted all the juiciest and dumbest parts of his column for you to read in one long sentence that makes no less sense than if the words had been left in their original order. May I present to you…
For buttfumble’s sake, let this Mark the end of Sanchez’s time with Jets
Seriously, that’s the title. Enjoy.
mad as hell and can’t take it anymore
put all their eggs in Sanchez’s basket and all of them are scrambled
steers the Titanic into the stormiest seas throw Sanchez overboard
fiddled while Sanchez burned
Tebow Time was a complete waste of time — their time, his time, Sanchez’s time
If Ryan still thinks Sanchez will be taking him to the White House one day, the owner should have the baseline test administered to Ryan for a possible concussion
McElroy had about as much chance of playing as Vinny Testaverde
modern-day dry version of Richard Todd
He is Ollie Perez
an irresponsible leap off the fiscal cliff
insurance policy once Tebow earns his hostage release
start up the Buttmobile
Steve Serby. Your column. Woof.