Lisk is getting the pole out of the crawl space. Stephen will be performing the feats of strength. Donations have been made in all of your names to The Human Fund. Those of us in Fantasy Football finals will be hoping for a few Festivus Miracles. Feel free to air your grievances in the comments.
Finally, a Phillies highlight!
Is there a little more hope for Dallas than the public thinks?
The Texans traded a sixth-round pick.
Rams seem to be the most likely destination.
There is a report that the alleged victim is pregnant.