Lisk is getting the pole out of the crawl space. Stephen will be performing the feats of strength. Donations have been made in all of your names to The Human Fund. Those of us in Fantasy Football finals will be hoping for a few Festivus Miracles. Feel free to air your grievances in the comments.
It’s not like Texas has options right now.
Clean up in aisle four!
Roc in Seattle? Seems doubtful.