Lisk is getting the pole out of the crawl space. Stephen will be performing the feats of strength. Donations have been made in all of your names to The Human Fund. Those of us in Fantasy Football finals will be hoping for a few Festivus Miracles. Feel free to air your grievances in the comments.
Salad can lead to violence under the right conditions.
Nebraska Wide Receiver Brandon Reilly Leaves No Tip for Waiter Who Bashes the Cornhuskers Football Team
No tipping if you trash the team.
When Johnny Manziel is the much better draft pick from that first round …