R.A. Dickey loves Star Wars more than most people love anything, so it would make sense that his favorite Christmas gift happened to be a Star Wars onesie. Don’t judge. That explosion of cotton looks exceedingly comfortable and still stands a healthy notch or two above the dreaded Snuggie, particularly those awful Stonecutter Snuggies that Cavs fans can often be seen wearing to games. [via @MLB]
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.