Jamal Crawford is scoring 16.5 points in 29.3 minutes off the bench for the Clippers this season. It’s not a career year for Crawford, but its up there for the 12-year veteran. On Christmas against the Denver Nuggets, Crawford crossed over Andre Miller and then went behind his back, causing actor Billy Crystal to lose his mind and start screaming, “shabat shalom.” Why was Billy Crystal on the mic? Because he doesn’t make movies anymore, that’s why.
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
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