Somebody was real drunk at a Toronto McDonald’s recently. A woman was pushed or hit and then a really sloppy, slow fight broke out that featured a shirtless man stumbling around for a few minutes getting pushed and punched before finally explaining that he was in law school. You can tell its the holidays because the one guy makes sure to adjust his Santa Claus hat between the times he puts his hands on the shirtless man’s throat.
Like this is going to help.
He makes it look easy.
Laughs all around.
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A butt pun.