Sammy Sosa may not have received enough votes to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame, but there are still organizations that will allow the former slugger’s induction. Three weeks ago, Sosa started a Pinterest account. Sosa’s reasoning for doing so is baffling, considering Pinterest is primarily geared to women, and presumably women who don’t care what product Sosa will try to market to them.
The account is rather barren, expect for a noticeably whiter Sosa striking various poses around his home office. Sosa’s skin isn’t as white as it was a couple years ago, when everyone said he looked like a ghost.
Sosa, never known for his subtlety, has the same caption under every photo on the account.
“Sammy Sosa. Yes I’m the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterest.”
Baseball was very, very good to Sammy. Retirement, not so much.