Sammy Sosa Joins Pinterest

The account is rather barren, expect for a noticeably whiter Sosa striking various poses around his home office. Sosa’s skin isn’t as white as it was a couple years ago, when everyone said he looked like a ghost.

Sosa, never known for his subtlety, has the same caption under every photo on the account.

“Sammy Sosa. Yes I’m the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterest.”

Baseball was very, very good to Sammy. Retirement, not so much.