Genesis Rodriguez …. woman smothers lover to death with her breasts during sex … Dunkin’ Donuts heads to California … Star-Ledger cutting staff … @KUboobs … an 800-pound cobra statute made out of cow poop … the FBI invited Martin Luther King Jr to commit suicide … Prince is auditioning drummers … every recipe you could possibly need for your upcoming Super Bowl party … California teacher still trying to return to work after students found out she was in porn … 20 questions with Happy Endings’ Eliza Coupe … woman’s water broke at the club, a fight broke out and somebody got shot in the butt … prospector finds huge gold nugget … just a couple dudes in Ohio drinking and shooting AK-47′s …
Here’s a reminder that Missy Franklin is back swimming against other high schoolers. [Wall Street Journal]
Matt Kemp got a giant tattoo of his grandparents on his chest. [Vin Scully is My Homeboy]
Bryce Harper made his television debut on Jimmy Kimmel Live. [Cosby Sweaters]
Former Florida quarterback Doug Johnson involved in street fight. [Gainesville Sun]
The Manti Te’o fake girlfriend hoax – Why didn’t any sportswriters figure this out sooner? [Slate]
Deadspin’s Timothy Burke (@BubbaProg) on the process of running this story down. [Poynter]
Is Manti Te’o gay? [OutSports]
People were posting Kim Kardashian stories around the set of a Footlocker commercial shoot with Kris Humphries. [New York Post]
Tiger and Rory didn’t actually shoot their commercial together. [Business Insider]
College football highlights from history. Pretty sweet video.
Even if this has already been posted…
Garfunkel & Oates on… alternative premarital sex. Language NSFW.
Dogs Like Socks. #metalmursday
This bulldog has got the blues. Del Paxton would be proud.
Drunk girl runs into a bus stop, doesn’t see the glass.