Roundup: Lance Armstrong Talks to Oprah, Michigan Wins on the Road, Aaron Rodgers Says the Read Option is a Fad

Ashley Greene, again … Dear Abby has passed away at 94lawyer has sex with client, bills her for those hours … after outsourcing his job to China, he watched cat videosLuther Campbell vs. Spike Lee … can I interest you in a Robert Caro feature? … Russia mafia don shot by sniper … high school basketball game ends with teenager shot and killed … this man ran into a law office naked … “Records detail librarian’s quest for sex with New Rochelle teen” … paper tries to make Mel Gibson/Jodie Foster connection …

Impressive road win: Michigan 83, Minnesota 75. [Detroit News]

Bruce Arians is the new coach of the Arizona Cardinals. [Republic]

Aaron Rodgers says the read option is just a fad. I suspect many people agree with him. [JS Online]

Al Pacino as Joe Paterno? It’s happening. [Deadline.com]

Chip Kelly, “doesn’t care about the salary cap, contracts, or the waiver wire.” Good luck! [Philly.com]

With the 1st pick in the 2013 MLS draft, the New England Revolution selected Louisville defender Andrew Farrell. [Goal.com]

Inside the secret whistleblower case against Lance Armstrong — former teammate Floyd Landis’ lawsuit nails cycling cheat. [NYDN]

Remember how everyone compared Brad Beal to Ray Allen? Ben McLemore might be a better comparison. [SI]

Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, Alleged Mastermind Behind Manti Te’o Girlfriend Hoax, Auditioned for The Voice. [US Weekly]

That hot start by Illinois? Forget about it. The Illini just lost to Northwestern, at home 68-54. [Tribune]

There’s No Such Thing as an Ironic Gun Nut. [Atlantic Wire]

Missed this Kevin Durant dunk Wednesday night. He got a tech for yelling after it.

Rihanna? Anyone?

Bench press fail. Don’t worry, this doesn’t end badly. [via Adam]

Lance Armstrong spoke to Oprah last night. Did you watch?

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