During ESPN’s NBA coverage on Friday night, Bill Simmons joked that Jeff Green of the Boston Celtics was invisible during the Celtics’ loss to Chicago. “I mean, he’s been invisible. I keep waiting for him to date Manti Te’o.” Woof. Bill Simmons wrote this joke at least 24 hours ago. Then he patiently waited for a national audience. Wen his Celtics lost and one of the players had a particularly quiet performance, Simmons shoehorned it in to the chagrin of Mike Wilbon. This video is headed straight for induction to the YouTube Hall of Fame.
Or will the NFL give fans Johnny Manziel? What about Winston or Mariota?
Don’t worry, you’ll get the requisite David Puddy reference.
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